2011 Valentine - Draft

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You've made a fool of me, me dear,
Of I you've made a chump,
You gave your word you'd deal wi' 'im,
That gormless oafish tump,
But still, I'm told, he's in yer bed,
You promised I'd be there instead,
We'd 'ave it orf, and then we'd wed,
You lying, no good strump.

Get 'em down now. Get 'em down now,
I think you should get 'em down now,
Wayhay!

Having said that with justification,
My mind has turned to fornication,
And being well aware of the implication,
I think you should get 'em down now.

Get 'em down now. Get 'em down now,
I think you should get 'em down now,
Wayhay!

My feelings for you are of total affection,
As the Chinese say, I'd like an election,
And I promise you full personal protection,
So I think you should get 'em down now

Get 'em down now. Get 'em down now,
I think you should get 'em down now,
Wayhay!

For the autumn leaves, I use my blower,
In winter my movements get slower and slower,
In spring I search for a frolicksome goer,
I think you should get 'em down now.

Get 'em down now. Get 'em down now,
I think you should get 'em down now,
Wayhay!